3月聊天文 - 水瓶

Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2013-03-01T00:09

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( ゚д゚)<Do you hear the people singーーー








只見那電光石火的瞬間,

主角A右腳劍步踏前、右肘平劃,

接著左腳跟上,

左上鉤拳揮出,

跟著躍起、右拳朝對方太陽穴一揮~



瞬間,

一個敵人倒下,

雖然周圍仍有為數不少的對手團團圍著,

但是主角A並不擔心,



因為他知道,

這一擊,

已經為他換取了莫大的優勢,

除了時間,

還有士氣的上風;



況且,

他知道,

300公尺後的樓頂上,

還有個拿著狙擊槍的夥伴在他背後支持。





終於又是個不知所以然的奇怪文章片段,

簡單來說,

二月份過得還算可以,

撇開抽菸的事被家裡知道之外,

一切都還過的算順遂(?!



三月了,

阿哈哈哈~~~~~~~~~ 哈~ 哈......


哈?
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chunyu0720 :夏洛特特別特別隊 05/08 00:46
KaitouKid :夏洛特別的愛給特別的你隊 05/08 00:59
jeff781217 :........特別的愛是哪招XDDDDDDDDDD 05/08 01:01

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Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2013-03-01T04:35
夏洛特特別特別隊
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2013-03-03T09:14
夏洛特別的愛給特別的你隊
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2013-03-04T05:33
........特別的愛是哪招XDDDDDDDDDD
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2013-03-05T16:02
都不要搶我自己來ww
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2013-03-07T18:36
2月好快就結束了
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2013-03-11T22:21
三月我要咒殺那個搶了我頭推的傢伙,詛咒你排便順暢 QAQ?
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2013-03-15T00:05
二月總是過的飛快
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2013-03-19T18:45
哪有自己改文的啦wwww 犯規啊犯規!!!!
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2013-03-21T01:07
美國麻將嘛,莊家有權多換一次牌ww
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2013-03-21T02:13
還好我的頭推不見了,可是最近我便秘欸...
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2013-03-21T11:56
所以樓上應該要維持頭推的...(認真
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2013-03-25T01:04
三月第一天就失眠 =A= 這是詛咒的代價嗎(驚
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2013-03-27T17:06
照樓上說法 那我應該詛咒不少人
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2013-04-01T11:53
照現代角度來看,賈維和尚萬強之間不簡單啊(李組長皺眉
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2013-04-02T11:57
二月就這樣過完了....好不真實啊(抱頭
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2013-04-02T16:16
2月最後一天挺好的( ̄▽ ̄#)﹏﹏
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2013-04-05T07:35
生日月就這樣過了,感覺氣勢瞬間少了一半…
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2013-04-07T13:36
三月第一天竟然是看醫生......
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2013-04-10T17:46
三月第一天 選課被晃點
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2013-04-13T20:31
瑪法達新歡現在變成瓶子了 =_=
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2013-04-16T04:52
誰跟我說三月桃花運好的,處女女不理我了....
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2013-04-18T20:23
桃花運好不代表一定是預期的那朵啊(咦?)
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2013-04-20T21:51
結果二月分尾推還真的沒人搶...
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2013-04-23T22:29
三月第一天 準備放假 (也太廢!)
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2013-04-26T06:22
三月第一天 有個似有似無的桃花
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2013-04-28T04:59
久沒來水瓶板,看標題還想說三月為什麼要聊"天文"咧~
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2013-04-28T11:20
賈維____那幕我哭好慘啊!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2013-05-03T03:50
我從頭哭到尾!!!!!!!!!!!!愛波寧!!!!!!!!!!!!!(吶喊
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2013-05-04T18:03
愛波寧什麼鬼 (翻桌
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2013-05-05T23:03
愛波寧唱的很悲啊QAQ 但因為想起朋友之間的狀況.....
James avatar
By James
at 2013-05-06T16:17
所以我跟一起去的另外朋友笑的超誇張
SEIKO還好嗎
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2013-05-08T17:55
桃花出現了>\\\\<
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2013-05-13T11:14
三月前一天....就被瓶子打槍了QAQ
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2013-05-13T16:21
愛波寧超哀傷阿阿阿 完全傷心難過覺得冷(還下雨)
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2013-05-18T04:10
大家早!等等要去看久違的悲慘世界了!!!
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2013-05-20T11:14
希望今天中華隊旗開得勝!!我愛恰恰!!
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2013-05-25T00:02
我認真的覺得自己最近很不順QQ
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2013-05-28T00:33
恰恰每次在國際賽的表現都讓人一把鼻涕一把眼淚的
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2013-05-30T01:04
如果在轉播後接衛生紙廣告或現場賣衛生紙或許有搞頭(?)
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2013-06-02T13:50
應該還是沒什麼搞頭 因為現場都會帶毛巾或手帕
(雖然本來的用意是擦汗啦)
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2013-06-04T13:01
恰恰超強的!整個就是熱血沸騰!one more day 就可以去
日本東京了!
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2013-06-06T20:27
吃早餐等14:30打荷蘭
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2013-06-09T05:19
跟處女女好像聊得來 卻好像又不是那麼一回事
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2013-06-10T01:34
跟著老師動吃動!跟著老師動吃動!
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2013-06-14T10:51
希望今天贏荷蘭!!
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2013-06-18T07:30
贏了阿阿阿阿阿
Una avatar
By Una
at 2013-06-21T15:59
贏了啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2013-06-24T06:30
明明在看電影但一出場就狂追賽事進度
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2013-06-27T04:41
回去種你們的鬱金香吧!!!!(欸
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2013-06-27T19:08
高潮迭起的球賽 LOL
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2013-06-29T03:59
水瓶座的我弟拍了哈林搖(茶) 為什麼我一點也不意外XD
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2013-07-03T05:54
被動的處女女也些困難呢
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2013-07-06T22:30
今晚吃了泡菜鍋 科科
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2013-07-09T12:02
懶惰讓許多事情都躊躇不前,你說怎麼辦?瑞凡。
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2013-07-12T20:20
一點吃宵夜,三點就餓了,三點再吃,五點又餓,然後再吃
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2013-07-13T07:43
吃完早餐,然後開始想睡。
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2013-07-16T05:28
今天莫名地完成了許多事情。
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2013-07-19T20:17
明明晉級了,但是好悶...
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2013-07-22T18:21
明天去龍山寺拜拜好了...最近內心有些疑惑
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2013-07-24T02:38
雖然有時候不太相信這個,但還是很誠心地問了幾個問題
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2013-07-24T09:28
也得到不錯的答案,然後抱著感恩的心求到一條紅線,希
望有個不錯的結果,剩下的要靠自己拉 > <
David avatar
By David
at 2013-07-29T05:28
今天我也跑去廟裡拜拜 總覺得心情穩定了點
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2013-08-01T12:24
悶啊!
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2013-08-02T04:36
悶+1
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2013-08-06T18:25
明天中日棒球大戰!!!!!
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2013-08-08T02:53
日本的節目一直在分析大樹葛格
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2013-08-09T20:11
最近真的是覺得自己沒
什麼事都沒能做好啊
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2013-08-13T17:24
什麼!!!連推文都推不好?!(跪)
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2013-08-16T19:39
糟糕 版標完全中獎= = xDDDDD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2013-08-17T22:25
我也中了><
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2013-08-19T17:04
中華隊加油
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2013-08-24T08:54
中華隊加油!!!
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2013-08-27T20:50
瑪先生反指標水瓶本周連莊
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2013-08-28T08:04
中華隊加油!!今天根本無心上班XD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2013-08-30T12:18
看到那反指標又上榜的瞬間我真的有種想撞牆的衝動....QQ
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2013-09-03T17:09
輸的我無話可說....
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2013-09-04T15:07
無話可說....
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2013-09-06T18:39
無話可說....
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2013-09-07T19:49
無話可說.... 二壘審&主審我X你....
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2013-09-10T08:48
5555 就差一好球 T___T
George avatar
By George
at 2013-09-15T01:13
無話可說.... 我好想唱哭~笑~不~得~
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2013-09-15T23:26
金牛和水瓶配嗎?各位大大…
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2013-09-16T15:14
看人吧。
George avatar
By George
at 2013-09-19T13:36
再次輸得無話可說....
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2013-09-22T04:06
昨天是不甘心但是看得痛快 今天卻是無言以對
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2013-09-24T11:00
不過還是很感謝中華隊!!給我們滿滿的感動!!
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2013-09-27T01:07
無話可說.... 好想贏古巴啊啊啊啊啊
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2013-09-28T04:16
無話可說....
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2013-09-28T21:02
沒有投手了 Q_Q
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2013-10-02T06:51
無話可說.... 各位來支持中職吧~~~
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2013-10-06T06:44
版標又中了...
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2013-10-09T22:11
今天天氣好好
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2013-10-11T07:42
我好不想上班(抱頭
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2013-10-14T19:18
適合出外郊遊或是拿棉被出來曬的天氣
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2013-10-15T15:41
星星點燈,照亮我的家門~
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2013-10-16T14:06
讓迷失的孩子 都找到糖果屋~(?)
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2013-10-17T10:15
你居然知道(驚訝
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2013-10-17T17:01
因為我老了(誤) 沒啦 因為以前剛好有聽過而已~
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2013-10-18T20:32
最近螢光甚麼的夜跑好像很夯 O3O/
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2013-10-21T16:07
為了專題 禮拜五沒課還要跑來學校 = =
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2013-10-22T11:56
螢光夜跑是什麼~~~ 我只知道最近很多人穿會閃的鞋子
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2013-10-23T15:13
昇華~是蒸發了嗎?!還是等待下雨的到來再次把瓶子的水裝滿
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2013-10-24T13:39
就是在晚上跑馬拉松吧 :3
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2013-10-29T03:49
其實水瓶就算裝滿了,也還是水瓶。
換個方式來想,也不過就是瓶子掉進湖裡。
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2013-10-31T06:59
然後就有湖水女神跑出來,跟瓶子談戀愛噢噢噢噢噢!
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2013-11-03T23:19
不是應該會跑出來說 你掉的是金水瓶 銀水瓶 還是普通的水瓶
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2013-11-06T11:26
原來你喜歡阿罵級的對象(能當女神年紀都不輕 宅男女神例外)
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2013-11-09T08:02
穿會閃的鞋子跑如果經過"夜總會"會嚇到路人吧>w<
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2013-11-12T07:49
可是錄影起來應該蠻酷的 :3
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2013-11-15T08:40
會閃的鞋子在我很小很小很小的時候就流行過啦
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2013-11-19T07:07
童鞋很多都會一閃一閃的
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2013-11-20T02:35
QAQ 我沒有童年(淚
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2013-11-21T07:42
妳說我冷酷無情無理取鬧,我才沒冷酷無情無理取鬧
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2013-11-24T09:29
郭德綱 相聲 OAO/
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2013-11-26T12:00
童鞋還會卜啾卜啾!
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2013-11-29T03:57
上面文章看到一半就自D了...到底是?!
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2013-11-29T15:08
吃Hi啾,卜啾卜啾~ :3
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2013-11-30T21:26
討人厭的直銷員 哩賣擱卡啊啦!(借我噓)
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2013-12-05T07:27
認真的時候就被吃死死的..不認真的時候都簡簡單單....
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2013-12-10T07:15
認真就輸了 就目前我跟瓶女的狀況來看
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2013-12-13T09:27
認真就輸了q_q輸得很徹底…
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2013-12-14T00:44
裝滿的水 遇到真的愛的人會讓他知道水的內容嗎?
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2013-12-14T07:54
回樓上 我會拿水噴他或直接推進瓶子裡
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2013-12-16T20:24
我的瓶子裏面★沒☆有★水☆
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2013-12-20T03:03
那掉進去的人會很痛XDDDDDD
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2013-12-24T18:29
unicode碼真好用 雖然要背編碼(沉痛
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2013-12-27T22:55
上層的ok 但瓶底水因為有機會讓人拉肚子的所以還是不會0w0
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2014-01-01T08:28
瓶底水好髒 還會讓人拉肚子
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2014-01-01T10:31
正所謂好酒沉甕底...
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2014-01-04T22:30
版飆太強大了 我不得不說 我是後者 所以就只好接受前者
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2014-01-08T23:59
我打錯字耶 哈哈XDD 版標拉 可惡
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2014-01-10T03:59
搞不好真的有版飆這種東西(?)
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2014-01-12T02:25
最近怎麼有一堆屍體的新聞.....今天下午我家附近的水溝上
新聞了.....(默)
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2014-01-15T21:41
感覺夏天會很熱鬧
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2014-01-18T19:15
喉嚨有點砂砂的...感冒了
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2014-01-20T22:34
瑪法達再度中標
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2014-01-21T12:18
瑪法達和蘇珊大嬸所交錯的下禮拜讓我想死.............
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2014-01-25T19:05
jonny撐著點啊啊啊!
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2014-01-30T12:47
下雨啦!!!!!
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2014-02-03T20:38
給我停雨啊!!!!!!!! 不然就下小一點....
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2014-02-05T07:04
但是如果不下雨夏天就很大的機率沒水囉~
David avatar
By David
at 2014-02-05T23:31
還是下點雨八...這個時間點很適合下雨
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2014-02-09T04:48
令刀
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2014-02-10T11:14
心力
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2014-02-12T10:45
瓶男放牛吃草是因為信任還是別的甚麼原因?
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2014-02-15T13:22
也有可能只是懶惰...
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2014-02-17T00:35
這個答案我會不會被殺掉(遠目)
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2014-02-18T18:21
有一種叫做帝王蟹的超大包零嘴只要十八塊,好吃到不行 :3
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2014-02-22T07:38
想念秤男想得聽聲音就哭了嗚嗚Q___Q
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2014-02-27T03:23
樓上拍拍! 我也是><a
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2014-03-03T02:38
有一種叫做帝王蟹的超大包零嘴 <哪裡買XDDD
Una avatar
By Una
at 2014-03-06T01:58
哪裡買得到 我也很好奇0.0
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2014-03-08T12:27
如果答案是懶惰喔...有機會(雖然懶惰可能比較接近事實)
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2014-03-12T20:54
不過個人想到的是希望平等對待+不喜歡干涉對方自由
Una avatar
By Una
at 2014-03-15T10:11
我想吃零食
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2014-03-19T00:23
放牛吃草也可以是一種尊重啦 推shield見解
John avatar
By John
at 2014-03-22T10:53
信任的另一種面向吧
Una avatar
By Una
at 2014-03-26T00:43
喔明天禮拜三我整個無念.......
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2014-03-27T23:34
助攻爆
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2014-03-28T05:18
爆OuO
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2014-03-31T04:38
最近跟蟹媽是怎麼了啊....唉
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By Leila
at 2014-04-03T06:39
愛不是點頭就能挽回~
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By Sandy
at 2014-04-06T19:28
雜貨店之類的小地方 OAO/ 看起來就是一個小螃蟹~
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By Rachel
at 2014-04-08T06:54
毅然決然把中分剪了瀏海但為什麼覺得之前的中分比較好看O
rz
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By Mia
at 2014-04-11T17:08
話說今天早上看到路燈在跳舞
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By Donna
at 2014-04-14T17:09
本月剩四天啦~
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By Olga
at 2014-04-15T02:31
討厭的同事調回來了,一直很想翻白眼,唉
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By Belly
at 2014-04-16T02:53
昏昏沉沉的晚上 頗累
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By Hedda
at 2014-04-20T14:49
活過了今天感覺明天會更好:3
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By Gilbert
at 2014-04-25T13:29
今天隱約覺得秤男不對勁,還不怕死的開玩笑~晚上就看他在F
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By Liam
at 2014-04-29T02:31
B暴走~頓時想起今天應該都要離他遠一點~但下午還有搞笑一
下給我看~哀~~白目如我啊這~
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By Robert
at 2014-05-01T09:57
我是瓶女,覺得自己快爆炸了(或已經爆了數次)
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By John
at 2014-05-05T05:35
對於另一半始終沒有做調整的行為實在很灰心喪氣...
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By Una
at 2014-05-10T04:25
ㄇㄈㄉ又上榜了..... 而且我是太陽上升全中Orz
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By Edith
at 2014-05-15T01:45
想問大家會習慣的冷靜分析事、物嗎?
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By Una
at 2014-05-19T11:19
看情況囉 如果事不關己就會冷靜分析 和自己有關就不一定
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By Suhail Hany
at 2014-05-22T19:45
有些人要等待多久?

關於水瓶座AB男

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By Ida
at 2013-03-01T00:00
我想知道
水瓶座AB型的男生
他們對於愛情
1.
對方如果向他們告白
水瓶AB男如果真的對對方沒有愛意
他們會肯定的說出來
還是會繼續曖� ...

雙子男的配合度

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By Regina
at 2013-03-01T00:00
Q1.我想知道雙子座男生可以跟誰很合[朋友]
Q2.我想知道雙子座男生跟誰談戀愛最適合[戀人]
Q3.我想知道雙子座男生是不是都那麼花心,因為

03/01 水瓶座運勢

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By Hardy
at 2013-02-28T22:02
[出處]:水瓶座運勢 03/01 水瓶座運勢 整體運 : ★★★★☆ 愛情運 : ★★★☆☆ 事業運 : ★★★☆☆ 財 運 : ★★★★☆ 今日運勢短評: 整體運勢不錯,多注意一些細節。 貴人星座:雙子座 幸運數字:9 吉時吉色 ...

不習慣就會很難過?!

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By Ivy
at 2013-02-28T21:50
我的星座或生日: 我是蠍女(交往中) 先說一下前言好了,瓶男的工作環境很容易接觸到女生,公司也是女多男少的狀況 因為公司有一個內部留言系統,用來自行處理訂單或是部門內部聯繫使用 無意中就發現到瓶男好像會留一些比較偏向曖昧或是丟球試探的留言給女同事 比如說: 女同事留言說:某某~請幫我開票,謝謝 ...

不負責瓶男攻略5 復合之路

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By Harry
at 2013-02-28T18:05
這篇寫下去 也不知道對曾經的瓶眷是好還是不好 (只針對交往過的瓶眷 請認清 曖昧.好朋友.知己根本談不上and#34;復合and#34;這個詞) 想必經過分手這段哭哭啼啼的過程 妳應該已經知道 他是玩真的! 瓶男一般不會將分手放在嘴邊 一旦他提了 要挽回其實不太容易 這時候 妳最好就順了他的心 分手吧! ...