8/30 英文版綜論 - 牡羊

http://my.horoscope.com/astrology/tomorrow-horoscope-aries.html

If you're single, Aries, you might feel a little down today. All your friends
who are in relationships may have plans while you go home alone. Relax. Many
people in relationships aren't necessarily happy. They have their own
problems and sometimes feel lonely and frustrated. There are certain
advantages to being single. Make the best of it today and enjoy yourself!

單身咩咩們(．＿．?)<---沒錯!就是在說你啦!!在說我啦!!!(怒
今天可能會覺得完全沒有畫面、完全沒有畫面、完全沒有畫面(〒△〒)
當你一個人踏著沉重又孤單的步伐回家的時候,
你那些畜生朋友、重色輕友的傢伙都嘛有約會要大放閃光了(／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧
別激動嘛~(來不及了!!!!╰(‵皿′＊)╯
那些有閃光的又不一定真的幸福快樂(XDD好酸
他們有他們的問題要煩惱,有時候甚至比你還要心寒挫折...
(σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ 哈哈哈～你看看你<---我好機八XD
單身也有單身的好啦<---這種安慰的話太老梗了吧!!!!!!!!!
做好你自己,好好享受與自己獨處吧......(是要我用左右手的意思?<---毆飛


http://shine.yahoo.com/horoscope/aries/overview-daily-20130828.html

Your beliefs are firmly held, and that could lead to arguments today -- but
it should be for the best. Your mental energy is perfect for defending your
opinions and learning from others.

你的信念堅若磐石,ASUS~(打廣告阿你!有夠難笑(#‵′)凸
因為對自己的理念很堅持,所以會比較容易與他人有所爭執(有押韻耶!
但,為自己發聲、與他人思想碰撞就是為了讓自己更好!
你現在處於很棒的心智狀態讓你能夠捍衛自己的想法,
而且還能從別人那裏學到些甚麼呢!!

Your already blunt, impetuous nature will take over today, but you won't hear
any complaints from loved ones, that's for darned sure. You have a knack for
saying whatever you feel you absolutely must in such an entertaining fashion
that no one minds. Not a bit. And now you'll have the element of surprise to
help make you even more interesting. As if you've ever needed help in that
department.

今天完全顯現出那愚蠢又衝動的天性<---好嗆!
想也知道另一半的抱怨你他媽的完全沒在聽...
你顯然很得意自己能把感受說得天花亂墜、別人都不管你在亂扯一通!?
現在又有驚人的發現讓你更覺得有趣!
這樣的天時地利人和好像你在這部分從來就不需要別人一樣!?

這篇真他媽的難...我盡力去理解了(￣ε(#￣) #○=(一-一o)


http://theastrologyroom.com/daily-horoscopes/

You’re entering a period where you’re willing to invest in more grown up
things which will secure your future. You’re starting to see that there is
more to life than just living for the moment. Ring to hear how Venus forces a
difficult decision from you today.

克萊兒:
你現在開始願意投資了!
對任何能夠成長能夠幫助到你未來的事情你都願意試試看...
比起及時行樂你開始知道生活不僅僅是如此!
今天金星會強迫你做個困難的決定!想知道嗎?摳我喔~~<---下流!!
(克萊兒是有多孤單啦!!?一直叫人打給她是單身太久喔(= .. =)

Your family and family life can be very enjoyable today. Good news that
arrives may concern current home projects so looking on the bright side is
justified.

法蘭克:
今天的你很享受與家人一起的家庭生活...
跟家裡最近的事情有關的好消息來敲門了!
當然要往好的地方看阿!!!

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今天是跟家人有約,
但今天工作超多...
沒辦法邊上班邊偷翻XDDDDDDD

所以我特地留下來翻譯!!!!!!!!!!等等要趕去吃飯了

掰掰!我要下班了...


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