あなたじゃなきゃいや - 水瓶

By Jack
at 2014-06-21T23:09
at 2014-06-21T23:09
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我的星座或生日:02/14
最近在整理自己手邊的一些東西,
小菜鳥很有興趣的也在一(幫)起(倒)弄(忙)...
翻到我之前留下來的一些很獵奇的玩意,
像是上帝的黑名單啦、沉默的羔羊全套小說,
犯罪行為學跟異常心理學等,
外科急救醫學常識,一些國內外特殊案件的剪報,
其實只是某段時期很愛研究JTR這號人物而已...
然後她的腦補也很好笑...
她說還好我有走回正途,不然肯定是個冷血變態殺人狂...
而且還是那種智力點到滿,會跟警察玩遊戲的那種...
然後她還很正經的跟我說,如果哪天我要殺她,
記得不要把她弄得太醜,所以不可以分屍,
而且她怕痛,最好是乾淨俐落點...幹...這真的是三小啦...
這時候我該補一句"I want to play a game"嗎?(冏
我怎麼覺得她的結論比較獵奇...
話說之前的去匪區當臥底的任務,
經過本人發揮150%的三寸不爛之舌,
以及簽下了無數不平等條約之後,
BOSS終於鬆口...我逃過一劫...?
咦?標題與內文不符? 請問各位什麼時候看過我符合過的...(笑
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抑是以終究失去而弔唁?」
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