十二星座男女惡評之天秤 - 天秤

By Zenobia
at 2010-04-16T14:27

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出處：姊妹淘　http://www.wo-men.com.tw/blog/detail.aspx?cid=2&id=2814
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天秤男
難在這也秤秤那也秤秤
怎樣
凡事你笨到只想怎樣才不吃虧嗎

嘴巴不停嘮叨心裡更嚴重
自以為聰明是他的死穴
你不信
就讓他上台
他絕對高談闊論歌自己老歌
你越鼓掌
他越得意地翹起尾巴
他是將軍命
愛這樣自抬身價

勞祿和懶散能力相當
自以為地帥從小就有
義氣
霸氣
漏氣兼而有之
因為這個人小裡小氣又沉不住氣又愛顯義氣

嘴說的多做的少
腦想的多但只是想
老怪別人怨自己
是個糟透的分析師
反正他的理智來自自己的混亂
混亂來自自己的理想
理想來自自己的不安

別跟他談道理他一些歪理
跟他談感性又嚴肅且囉嗦
所以
喝喝小酒淺嘗即止
是最好的距離
天平不止兩端
有可能是千手觀音
不信他這一來一往千百回
可不是在同一條路上

天秤女
想太多又愛嚇自己超沒自信的天秤
又愛故做瀟灑自戀愛漂亮
這不是缺點是弱點
因為太明顯易被覺得目中無人只愛表面
有理想卻懶散要人讚美不愛聽批評
聰明但用在損人無禮卻想成風格
心軟但嘴硬勞祿但夢想當貴婦
不願在別人面前掉淚不知該說堅強或不敢面對
愛被愛更愛被眾人搶愛
如果可以希望博愛
其實對自己還算節儉只是對別人又太浪費
公平永遠擺不平
談戀愛愛征服對方
事業才是她的首要目標
天平的兩端
一端是要
另一端還是要
因為她想搞定兩端
怕肉麻
但一旦說肉麻的話只能算撒驕
謹慎不如說她是自私在掙扎
電人是她最常玩的遊戲
常想一勞永逸的人生計畫
叛逆是她最得意的面貌
做她朋友比做她另一半好
建議她?要晚婚
理性的嘴感性的心徬徨的夢出軌的愛
愛自由愛浪漫
但不愛給自由不愛給浪漫

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Tags: 天秤事業戀愛

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By Damian
at 2010-04-19T02:17

其實真的很準!!!!!!1

By Genevieve
at 2010-04-22T05:54

出處為什麼是樂天賣場?

By Quanna
at 2010-04-23T00:29

準!

By Regina
at 2010-04-23T05:21

好____的評價...

By Quintina
at 2010-04-24T06:11

做朋友比做另一半好！糟了，沒人要了！不過，很準！

By Steve
at 2010-04-29T05:46

命中我想哭= =

By Jack
at 2010-05-02T02:18

淚推無法否認~

By Daniel
at 2010-05-04T11:08

推"勞碌命又夢想作貴婦"

By Isla
at 2010-05-06T13:52

為什麼要這麼準QQ..

By Heather
at 2010-05-08T03:42

不得不推....

By Rebecca
at 2010-05-10T07:09

還滿準的說...真的不得不推... 但真有點難過呵呵

By Annie
at 2010-05-11T17:53

淚推~~想否認但無法!!!!> <

By Brianna
at 2010-05-14T22:38

看完我篇，我說不出話來了！

By Agnes
at 2010-05-16T09:26

我看完後~也無法反駁任何一句話。真的說重天秤女的心

By Lucy
at 2010-05-16T12:34

(...為何腦袋裡浮現Mc Hot Dog在唱這首歌的畫面?)

By Lucy
at 2010-05-19T09:31

無法反駁 XD

By Ursula
at 2010-05-21T18:26

全中......((大笑ing))

By Hamiltion
at 2010-05-23T07:28

天秤男看完覺得還好.......

By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-05-24T06:32

呃...好準 = =

By Doris
at 2010-05-27T07:51

不推枉為天秤...

By Edward Lewis
at 2010-05-29T10:21

真是無力反駁= =

By Kumar
at 2010-06-03T04:56

=口= 準！

By Isabella
at 2010-06-06T00:04

好準

By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-06-09T23:03

天秤男那段倒數第四行打錯字了=)

By Victoria
at 2010-06-14T13:34

只要有人願意相信自己的能力就好啦

By Quintina
at 2010-06-15T03:49

大推~~~超準的@@

By Vanessa
at 2010-06-16T22:23

很準..但是還是往好的想吧...

By Anonymous
at 2010-06-17T20:26

準!

By Necoo
at 2010-06-22T01:55

打的天枰好悲情

By Susan
at 2010-06-25T02:08

準到我一直在傻笑

By Rae
at 2010-06-29T11:28

推啊~~~~~~~

By Caitlin
at 2010-06-30T04:50

天秤女就是矛盾哈哈

By Steve
at 2010-07-03T20:48

此篇不推枉為秤...

By Franklin
at 2010-07-04T08:43

準阿

By Belly
at 2010-07-06T01:46

整個倒抽一口氣...

By Andy
at 2010-07-09T10:23

真是明明白白我的心呀 (飛~~~

By Yedda
at 2010-07-11T12:07

不想承認但真的是這樣.......

By Doris
at 2010-07-12T12:54

真的好準...

By Jake
at 2010-07-12T20:58

看完無法反駁，完全中了...不得不推>"<

By Suhail Hany
at 2010-07-17T10:46

覺得我家秤男超準的耶XDDD但我秤女覺得有些不準@@

By Hedy
at 2010-07-18T08:40

秤女好~準!!> <"

By Charlie
at 2010-07-19T14:18

秤男很不願意對號入座但手指仍然不爭氣地按了推

By Hedwig
at 2010-07-23T22:06

不得不承認天秤女的還真準

By Anonymous
at 2010-07-26T02:34

有準*__* 天秤女

By John
at 2010-07-29T18:30

秤女中

By Daph Bay
at 2010-08-03T11:46

枰女說讚! (倒地)

By Vanessa
at 2010-08-03T12:48

秤女真準XDD我看到都快哭了…XDDD

By Catherine
at 2010-08-03T22:06

好吧....秤女讓我無話可說....幹嘛都講出來啦~~~

By Faithe
at 2010-08-05T21:41

秤女超準

By Hedda
at 2010-08-10T09:06

呵呵~不錯呀，其實只是對同一件事看法上的過與不及..

By Tracy
at 2010-08-10T12:23

只能點頭稱是啊

By Barb Cronin
at 2010-08-11T12:34

汗顏.................XD

By Brianna
at 2010-08-16T10:37

（抖

By Skylar Davis
at 2010-08-20T12:34

我認識的秤女，的確如此

By Sierra Rose
at 2010-08-21T11:49

推有種被刺得很爽的感覺 XD

By Valerie
at 2010-08-26T01:31

秤女真的準啊!!!

By Ida
at 2010-08-30T16:44

準到不行阿!!!!

By Rebecca
at 2010-09-03T09:35

不得不推 " 腦想的多但只是想"

By Tom
at 2010-09-04T12:21

秤女有準到啊 > <

By Annie
at 2010-09-05T18:22

秤男，感覺想是被罵，卻覺得說的很準

By Zenobia
at 2010-09-06T09:31

覺得秤男不準耶~"~ 怎會這樣

By Lauren
at 2010-09-09T17:18

一針見血...

By Gilbert
at 2010-09-14T01:56

好準阿秤女真的是個_貨

By Edward Lewis
at 2010-09-14T08:33

嘴說得多做得少 XD

By Leila
at 2010-09-18T09:28

準 (茶

By Ethan
at 2010-09-20T19:58

秤女超...準!!!

By Iris
at 2010-09-22T01:20

大無言秤女準!!!

By Doris
at 2010-09-22T16:43

秤男準

By Margaret
at 2010-09-26T04:07

秤女準!! 天哪>"<

By Victoria
at 2010-09-29T06:11

秤女超級無敵準!

By James
at 2010-10-04T03:39

秤女好準!

By James
at 2010-10-07T11:00

從沒看過這麼準的耶

By Christine
at 2010-10-11T05:20

秤男準不得不說準

By Ingrid
at 2010-10-12T00:48

神準,天平就是醬子,哈哈~

By Megan
at 2010-10-14T06:40

對不起.... 我很誠實很準

By Barb Cronin
at 2010-10-16T12:58

天枰女真的有準~~反正就是矛盾阿QQ

By Sandy
at 2010-10-18T11:12

秤女準...

By Audriana
at 2010-10-18T18:56

準~秤女>w<

By Vanessa
at 2010-10-22T22:50

準到炸掉~可以轉貼嗎?

By Valerie
at 2010-10-23T08:13

秤女準翻天笑掉我的牙

By David
at 2010-10-27T16:29

推這裡所有準秤男秤女...大家果然是天秤的

By Elizabeth
at 2010-10-30T21:51

天阿秤女真的超準!邊看邊笑邊傻眼

By Thomas
at 2010-10-31T20:55

針針見血XDDD

By Lily
at 2010-11-03T12:53

超準

By Caroline
at 2010-11-05T09:06

阿勒= =

By Agnes
at 2010-11-08T03:19

好準啊

By Gary
at 2010-11-12T09:55

做朋友比情人好，太中肯了

By Irma
at 2010-11-13T10:49

認識一個枰男，全中...

十二星座男女惡評之天秤 - 天秤

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