大家所不知道的天秤座 - 天秤

Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2011-06-28T14:06

Table of Contents

A.天秤座總是打扮的光鮮亮麗?!

少來了,天秤座其實是個十足的大懶蟲,非到必要時刻或重要場合,

絕對不會去細心打理自己的門面。除非是外出的聚會派對,天秤座才會

想展現自己光鮮亮麗的一面,不然的話,平常時刻在家中的天秤座,其

時跟魚乾女沒差多少吧。



B.天秤座總是優雅又有風度?!

別再相信沒有根據的傳聞了!天秤座的優雅十之八九都是裝出來的,就

算現在是天秤座的仇人站在他面前,他也會帶上虛假的面具上前對人噓

寒問暖,熱絡的程度就好像是認識很久的老朋友一般,殊不知天秤座的

內心小劇場正開始上演,裡面早就把對方的祖宗十八代給問候過好幾十

遍了。談到風度那就更好玩了,因為有太多人對天秤座有著不正確的期

待,導致天秤座的人縱使內心幹的要死,還是只能表現出一派輕鬆或是

無所謂的樣子。久而久之,大家就都開始認為,天秤座是個好好先生,

是個風度十足的君子,天曉得這根本就是錯誤的啊!!


C.天秤座是個和平主義者?

拜託,天秤座絕對徹頭徹尾不是個和平主義者,相反的,天秤座應該是

絕對的暴力主義者,堅信以眼還眼,以牙還牙古巴比倫律法,之所以會

表現出和平主義的風範,也純粹只是不想惹出太多的麻煩,畢竟天秤座

個善於帶面具的星座,維持表面的和平是我們一生的志業,萬一讓太多

人知道其實天秤座遇到不爽的事情總是恨不得用暴力去解決,那還得了。




D.天秤座總是長袖善舞,擅長交際?

說實在的,這句話不能說全錯也不能說全對,天秤座很喜歡交朋友,但也

常常誤交損友,所以導致天秤座很多人成也朋友,敗也朋友。搞到後來知

心好友根本沒幾個,說不定一隻手就快數完了。那為什麼天秤座總是給人

這種交際花的形象呢?因為天秤座不甘寂寞,更進一步來講就是得了一種

一個人生活會死的病,嘴巴上講說自己一個人也可以活的很好的天秤座,

請去翻閱他的手機帳單或是MSN通話紀錄,這傢伙根本就是一刻都不願

意停止說話阿。

表現在日常生活當中,就形成了四處找新朋友,也四處被朋友拋棄的景象

手機的通訊錄很長,真的會聯絡的扣除家人大概不會超過十五個,只要心

情不美麗,這十五個人就是他心情的垃圾桶,真的,天秤座找人抱怨的對

象,永遠就是只有那幾個不會變。



E.天秤座的愛情永遠很順利?

講這句屁話的給我站出來!!如果要投票選擇天底下愛情最不順利的星座

天秤座沒第一也有第二!!原因實在是太令人意外了,因為天秤座太講求

面子的結果,導致異性總是認為天秤座不會只愛我一個,間接就造成了天

秤座想專情的時候沒人相信,耍花心的時候一堆人又認為這男人怎麼如此

浪漫貼心,到頭來天秤座還是孤家寡人一個。加上天秤座天生的悲觀個性

使得天秤座只要一遇到感情的障礙就只會縮回自己的房間打電話求救,永

遠都不曉得要怎麼樣面對問題,也只能走一步算一步,到頭來不是自己喜

歡的人跟別人在一起,就是莫名奇妙又背上花心浪子的臭名。簡單來說,

這都是天秤座自己活該!



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剩下的改天補完,天秤座真是個黑暗面十足的星座,哈哈

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All Comments

John avatar
By John
at 2011-07-01T13:07
雖然我不是天秤~~但是不得不說讚XDDD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2011-07-05T04:38
女生也算在內嗎?XD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2011-07-08T00:06
超準~因為整個跟我前男友一模一樣~外表跟內心差很大
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2011-07-08T18:28
是在寫我吧!
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2011-07-10T04:12
完全命中
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2011-07-13T11:12
不給推真的對不起自己(1003的天秤)
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2011-07-13T20:51
我家大爺看到E就說...對阿 你看衰死了= =....
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2011-07-16T04:47
準準準!! XD
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2011-07-19T17:26
大命中..不推對不起自己y
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2011-07-24T15:22
哈 我笑了XD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2011-07-26T03:59
有笑有推XD
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2011-07-28T10:50
這都是天秤座自己活該XDDDDD
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2011-08-01T20:00
隻隻到位~
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2011-08-05T13:44
D剛好不準 不過前面很實在 其他星座真的比較不會這樣
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2011-08-09T01:14
XXXXDDDDDDDDDD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2011-08-11T16:01
你這樣洩漏國家機密 對嗎>"<!!? 太中肯了歐!
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2011-08-11T20:39
我是秤女...但完全就是很符合啊...冏
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2011-08-13T18:14
準到爆炸!!!!!!
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2011-08-17T11:03
板主,可以水桶原po嗎? 都講這麼明,我們還要混嗎XD
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2011-08-20T00:55
怎麼可以這麼準到爆炸啦QQ
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2011-08-24T05:33
真的準到爆炸了!!!!!!!!!!!
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2011-08-28T19:59
只能推了
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2011-09-02T09:57
不推對不起自己,超準= =
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2011-09-02T23:53
有自己把秘密洩漏給敵人的道理嗎..叫我以後怎麼活XD
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2011-09-07T18:37
真的太準了阿!!!!不得不推
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2011-09-09T04:45
有準到 突然想換星座...其實這樣好綁手綁腳~
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2011-09-11T09:54
超讚的吧! 整個準到翻
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2011-09-14T11:45
真的要推一下 哈哈 讚
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2011-09-15T21:02
建議板主以內亂外患罪懲處原波,這無疑是情報通敵啊
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2011-09-17T16:09
真的是準翻天XD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2011-09-18T10:36
以牙還牙,你以為秤子報復完了嗎?never
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2011-09-21T01:22
控 制 碼?
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2011-09-25T15:47
準呆
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2011-09-27T04:27
不太準 我認識一位她有找到理想對象啊
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2011-10-02T00:34
準!!!
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2011-10-05T05:38
只能給一個推了~ 快點m起來吧~ 哼哼~
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2011-10-05T08:50
C.E.好準~~
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2011-10-10T06:11
D後半段其實不太準,因為很懶得打電話XDDDDDDDDDD
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2011-10-15T02:05
A.E還滿準的
John avatar
By John
at 2011-10-17T20:53
推A.B!!!!
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2011-10-21T17:13
整篇看下來,這不就是活該嘛 囧
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2011-10-23T11:42
不是天秤的路人 我也要大推了!!! ^u^
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2011-10-27T18:57
樓上加一
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2011-10-29T23:56
XD"準到翻掉.. 不推不行..
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2011-11-02T08:26
真的會聯絡的十五個還高估了吧 有五個就好了 >"<
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2011-11-06T07:34
準 天秤整個就是腹黑星座無誤 只是大家都看表面罷了
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2011-11-09T17:16
點點命中耶!!對呀怎樣.......XD
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2011-11-10T23:50
準爆囉~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2011-11-13T01:19
每點都90%符合....大推啊
David avatar
By David
at 2011-11-15T17:03
很準~~哈!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2011-11-15T23:41
大推
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2011-11-18T12:27
只能大推!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2011-11-20T07:23
幾乎都命中了...大推
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2011-11-24T22:39
準 但我會連絡得好像沒有15那麼多
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2011-11-28T13:10
準到不行 大推!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2011-12-02T11:49
可惡你這傢伙!
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2011-12-05T11:02
己霸婚啦
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2011-12-09T10:22
是隱藏攝影機嗎!!!!也太準了吧!!!!!
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2011-12-10T17:47
完全命中 這樣才平衡阿~外表光明內心極度黑暗~!!!!
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2011-12-12T12:52
這篇請劣退!!!太危險啦!!
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2011-12-16T01:50
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2011-12-17T11:38
D看人吧 只有事情要講時才會找手機
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2011-12-18T11:34
準準準阿!!!
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2011-12-22T11:28
貼切到我大翻了個白眼XD
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2011-12-24T10:54
準到炸掉阿......
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2011-12-28T12:49
準吶~~~
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2011-12-30T08:07
女生也超準的!!!
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2012-01-01T06:33
非常之準~! 我家那隻就是這樣!!
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2012-01-04T16:19
不推不行,太貼切了!!!
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2012-01-05T14:36
準爆了XDDDD
John avatar
By John
at 2012-01-07T08:29
好準到爆~~
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2012-01-11T05:41
超準的= =天枰座就是愛面子啊XDDDD
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2012-01-15T18:11
這真的有準到
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2012-01-19T04:19
被揭露了...有人要組團把原PO滅口嗎....>"<
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2012-01-20T20:04
中肯推阿 不M不行 XD
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2012-01-25T04:45
有夠準
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2012-01-28T03:42
沒錯ˊˋ
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2012-02-01T10:25
超準的!!!!
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2012-02-04T21:02
還能說什麼 推了!!!!!
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2012-02-08T03:46
這是我的自我介紹了吧....
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2012-02-10T23:48
ABC很準~DE算對一半吧~小弟個性算獨立的!
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2012-02-14T20:02
DE不太準 XD 不過ABC真的不得不推XDDDD
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2012-02-16T09:05
我變透明了...
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2012-02-19T07:43
組團把原PO滅口+1 XDD 準到都不用在混啦~~
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2012-02-22T06:58
淚推~~
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2012-02-23T11:43
以牙還牙真的王道XDDDDDD
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2012-02-24T00:38
C...XD
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2012-02-24T02:21
推C XD
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2012-02-24T03:34
不推嗎?
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2012-02-28T07:59
其實秤很難懂,因為連秤自己都不懂自己要什麼orz
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2012-03-03T00:31
準到不行耶 感覺有點悲傷-_-
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2012-03-07T05:05
超準XDD
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2012-03-08T01:15
潛水幫推
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2012-03-12T01:29
準到爆炸 那就推爆他吧XD
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2012-03-14T09:51
很準阿~
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2012-03-15T12:39
C超準的啦!!!!!XD 完了完了原PO真的要被滅口了
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2012-03-17T18:43
不推我還算秤子嗎?推!!
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2012-03-21T13:49
很準啊!
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2012-03-26T08:09
準到快哭出來QQ
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2012-03-30T22:15
成也天秤敗也天秤 太準了!!
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2012-04-01T02:13
淚推Q_Q
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2012-04-01T14:54
對我來說A.C.E都滿準的XD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2012-04-03T11:28
大推C 以牙還牙的標準暴力主義者XD
William avatar
By William
at 2012-04-08T02:28
怎麼那麼準阿 =)))
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2012-04-12T20:15
...............只能推了
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2012-04-15T16:06
哈哈,E好笑耶,我笑了...XDDD
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2012-04-20T14:43
很多都很準耶 家醜怎麼可以外揚啦XDDDDD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2012-04-23T13:04
完全命中........不推對不起自己
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2012-04-26T13:00
超準的辣!!
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2012-04-29T18:12
真的是如此!
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2012-04-30T15:59
以眼還眼XDDD 我都不知道我內心的小劇場這麼激動!
David avatar
By David
at 2012-05-03T17:31
A.B.C準 哈哈哈完蛋了底都被掀了!!!
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2012-05-08T04:27
全中!!!!!! 講的太好太準了!!!!
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2012-05-10T22:31
太準了=_=
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2012-05-11T16:40
我也得了一個人生活會死的病
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2012-05-14T02:19
推~本日最中肯^^
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2012-05-15T05:43
真的很準
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2012-05-19T02:41
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2012-05-23T03:24
都好推!!! 尤其是E!! 最近才剛分手阿(大哭)
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2012-05-26T16:56
準到好酷!!!!!
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2012-05-26T21:06
很準 ><
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2012-05-27T03:40
淚~推....
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2012-05-28T10:44
淚推~>"<~~~借分享~~~~~~
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2012-05-30T01:41
不推不行阿
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2012-05-31T00:13
我其他都覺得很準呀,但是C我覺得不準耶我真的很和平
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2012-06-04T21:12
真的忍不住要給一千個讚!!
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2012-06-09T18:51
真的很準..讓我不得不拍拍手...XD
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2012-06-11T06:02
準到爆炸+1
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2012-06-14T08:38
超準!!
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2012-06-14T15:32
對極了!!QQ
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2012-06-18T20:06
前面準到淚推~~
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2012-06-22T12:24
有沒有需要這麼準阿
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2012-06-23T10:21
那麼真實~~~~不得不讓我朋友瞧瞧暗黑的我~借分享
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2012-06-24T19:33
只要是天秤座都通用 超準的!!!!!!
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2012-06-26T13:55
看完都會怕!! 超準的!!
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2012-07-01T08:16
魚乾女.不甘寂寞.愛面子 全部都超級準!!!!
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2012-07-01T22:40
我也覺得如果有到5個就好了:(
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2012-07-05T13:36
看完不停笑 整個好準>"<
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2012-07-06T04:06
好準好準啊!!!!!
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2012-07-07T09:31
推阿!!!!真的太準太準了!!!

超容易緊張的秤

Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2011-06-28T12:45
今日想抒發的心情是: 喜 心情背景:在下魔女秤眷 希望跟板友分享的是: 其實是才剛發生不久的事。 只能說,秤的內心好多小劇場喔! 今天早上起床後,悠哉的去吃早餐,然後突然發現手機沒電, 回到宿舍時,想說玩一下FB,結果收到秤妹妹的訊息,說她哥找不到我很緊張。 然後趕緊把手機充電,發現...N封 ...

是我想太多嗎?

Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2011-06-28T10:53
=======================此心情抒發專為天秤寶寶設置====================== 今日想抒發的心情是: 哀 心情背景:真的是我想太多嗎? 希望跟板友分享的是: 現任男友跟我在一起已經大概九個月了 還沒見過雙方家長 因為我覺得我們常吵架 這麼不穩定的感情我 ...

[情報] 唐立淇6/28星座運勢

Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2011-06-28T07:44
※ [本文轉錄自 Zastrology 看板 #1E2Alydg ] 作者: k204196 (*All reset*) 看板: Zastrology 標題: [情報] 唐立淇6/28星座運勢 時間: Tue Jun 28 00:12:42 2011 [出處] http://apps.fa ...

不好意思 又來發問了

Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2011-06-28T01:46
=========================此格式為詢問愛情交往問題專用===================== (若幫人代問,請填寫當事人的資料) 1. 是否已經詳細閱讀精華區與置底文摘的文章:是 2. 我的星座是:天秤 3. 對方的星座是:天秤 4. 自己的個性 (請以20字內簡短敘述自己 ...

秤的熱戀期會有多長?

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By Rae
at 2011-06-28T00:46
今日想抒發的心情是: 謎 心情背景:在下魔女秤眷 希望跟板友分享的是: 好久沒來秤板撒野了!XDDD 沒想到一晃眼,我家的秤秤就要退伍了。 魔女很乖吧!他當兵我都乖乖的沒有兵變耶!都有乖乖跟異性保持距離喔! 不知道秤秤的熱戀期會維持多久呢? 不知不覺我們已經交往快兩年半了,秤秤很有自信的說,他還在 ...