射手的生活方程式 - 射手
By Frederic
at 2010-04-19T20:28
at 2010-04-19T20:28
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繼上次射手簡單方程式後,
進一步的,咱們來討論有關生活上面的發生吧!
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孩童期間:
1.當射手小朋友一個人在家時:
結果:1=?
結論:小孩的過動,通常會造成家中的大災難...
2.當射手小朋友跟父母出去玩時:
結果:1+2=5、7、9
結論:父母帶一個射手小孩出門,比帶兩個、三個、四個還累XD
3.當射手小朋友被父母責罵時:
結果:1>2
結論:他總是不知道哪來的辦法去找到救星。
4.射手小孩第一次到學校報到時:
結果:1=30
結論:他總是能跟所有的小孩都打成一片,並成為孩子王!
求學期間:
5.當射手寫功課的時候:
結果:1=2=3=4=......
結論:功課還沒寫,就已經一心多用飄到玩樂上了。
6.當射手說錯話、做錯事被同學嘲笑時:
結果:1+30=62
結論:就算被笑,也是紅透半邊天!
7.當射手被老師罵的時候:
結果:1+1=1
結論:雖然看起來每天都很愉快的我們,對目標及責任可是很重視的!
8.當射手看見同學吵架時:
結果:1+1=3
結論:正義的個性會使得他變成紛爭的調解者,但通常也無辜受波及。
9.當射手的夢想被嘲笑時:
結果:1>100
結論:笑我?看不起我?包準你絕對會後悔!
10.當射手聽到朋友需要幫助時:
結果:1+1>2>3>4>5
結論:呼朋引伴的個性,會讓朋友們事半功倍!
11.當射手被背叛時:
結果:1=0.0000001
結論:真心的我們,只希望被真心的對待。
宅宅期間:
12.當射手熱衷於某件事情時:
結果:1-1=1
結論:那是誰都阻止不了的超強意志!等他自己玩膩吧XD
13.當射手睡覺被吵醒時:
結果:1=?
結論:胡言亂語,完全不知道自己說了些什麼,然後繼續睡覺XD
14.當射手被叫去做家事時:
結果:1=0.5
結論:通常口中的"等一下",會讓我們瞬間遺忘有這回事XD
15.當射手急急忙忙出門時:
結果:1=0.1
結論:唯一不會忘記帶的,大概剩下頭了吧XD
最後呢.......
16.當射手被拱時:
結果:1=................
結論:是誰拱我當主揪的...(無言
PS.下次絕對不亂說話了......
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