我嫉妒活潑羊女 - 牡羊
By Hardy
at 2011-11-09T21:36
at 2011-11-09T21:36
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我沒有選錯分類 因為我也是羊女
雖然對熟人來說我還算愛說笑的nice guy
但我就是無法跟陌生人好好說話
無法跟初見面的人打成一片
雖然我很努力的保持微笑 有問必答
還是顯得非常冷淡 不合群 不high
不管我心裡充滿多少善意 臉色還是一樣屎 囧
本來這也不影響我單調的生活
但我男友身邊出現了活潑羊女 > <
我好嫉妒她 對於他在我男友身邊晃來晃去也備感威脅!!
就是那種會說一些髒話 自然的跟男生打成一片的女生
(我雖然髒話說的十分好 可是幾乎不主動跟男生說話 因為我不知道要說什麼! 囧)
以下氣死我事件:
前幾天一起吃飯的時候
我邊剝蝦子邊跟男友抱怨指甲斷了 剝蝦會痛
男友就說那他會幫我剝
這個活潑羊女就在旁邊說 "我手也好痛喔~幫我剝~~"
還好男友也知道我脾氣 笑笑的回絕了
(也許他聽的到我的OS..敢幫他撥蝦我就剝了你們的天靈蓋...吧)
給男友一個乖乖貼紙 但是自然而然說出這種話的人我實在...
後來一群人玩遊戲
大家其實沒那麼熟 所以懲罰遊戲是很弱的彈耳朵
但這位可愛的活潑羊女又出招了
"如果XXX輸了就要 彈 奶 頭 ~~~" (對 XXX就是我男友 = = )
這次男友也是笑笑的拒絕了
但她一直不死心 奶頭奶頭一直說要彈奶頭!!!
雖然最後沒有得逞 但我一直假笑
一肚子火還硬撐著笑 臉都快抽筋了
在心裡把她全身上下的頭都彈過100遍 該死的遊戲才結束
阿阿阿這個男人是我等價交換來的領地
別說撒尿了你連一步都不準給我踏進來啊~~~(抱頭)
大概像這樣
每每想到這個活潑羊女 就讓我彷彿芒刺在背
...我真的好小器喔 Q___Q
我決定要一邊觀察這個活潑羊女一邊練習我的度量(和假笑)了
位什麼人家那麼陽光呢?
位什麼我好像野口呢?
平平是羊女啊
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