[新聞] 吳敦義記者會很水瓶座 - 水瓶

By Quintina
at 2009-10-03T12:33

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※ [本文轉錄自 Gossiping 看板]

作者: murray (無為你　忘記我姓名算多ꐩ 看板: Gossiping
標題: [新聞] 吳敦義記者會很水瓶座
時間: Fri Oct 2 09:31:08 2009

http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url/d/a/091002/4/1s6uh.html
中國時報【仇佩芬／側記】

經歷了前任閣揆劉兆玄的沉默寡言，現在的行政院長吳敦義讓媒體不太習慣。他說很多話
，引經據典，卻是瑣事居多。真正的政策，他一定要等胸有成竹，才願意告訴你。

水瓶座的吳敦義有他非常水瓶座的一面：在談論政策時，水瓶座獨特的觀察力和理論建構
力，發揮得淋漓盡致。談庶民經濟，他用計程車的空車率、早市的蕭條，和高雄三多商圈
的出租紅紙條，來說明如何從市井生活的細節來觀察民生動態，又如何從枝節處著手推動
經濟政策。

在談論自己時，水瓶座對自身努力和智慧的旺盛信心，顯露無遺。有記者以中繼投手來比
喻他臨危受命組閣。問他希不希望投完比賽？他說，他不求一定要三振對方，只希望每一
球都投得很好。吳敦義說，要當和尚，就要當好和尚；要撞鐘，就要撞好鐘，所以「當一
天好和尚，撞好一天鐘」，要努力讓撞鐘的聲音鏗鏘有力、繞梁三日。這樣的吳敦義，政
治性格是好強的。

水瓶座擅長將人生的錯誤轉化為成長，吳敦義總想扭轉人生中不完美的紀錄。在高雄市長
落敗之後，吳敦義對支持者說：「獅子就是獅子，我很快就會站起來。」好強性格，莫此
為甚。

但做為政治人物，吳敦義不可避免地要收起水瓶座的高傲性格。因此，他說話時總是直視
對方，總是不拒絕媒體和立委的問題，總是滔滔不絕，希望用道理說服對方。

於是，吳敦義變成愛說話的水瓶座。

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Tags: 水瓶

All Comments

By Elvira
at 2009-10-05T21:21

講話沒有重點，迴避問題，打高空，嘴砲，沒用

By Charlotte
at 2009-10-10T17:51

嘴砲義

By Ingrid
at 2009-10-14T22:35

說話打嘴砲我也會ㄚ祭者來訪問我吧

By Kristin
at 2009-10-18T15:51

陽萎早洩老是偏左

By Daniel
at 2009-10-23T06:07

幹拎娘干水瓶座屁事

By Olive
at 2009-10-26T19:17

造神時間到嚕...

By Damian
at 2009-10-28T07:16

水瓶座...意思是打放水球嗎...

By Kumar
at 2009-11-02T01:29

PTT鄉民很水瓶座

By Genevieve
at 2009-11-04T04:11

於是，本篇就會被噓爆。

By Michael
at 2009-11-08T02:07

這樣也可以發一篇稿...仇笑痴...

By Audriana
at 2009-11-12T20:13

愛說謊話的水瓶座

By Kama
at 2009-11-13T01:18

白賊

By Gilbert
at 2009-11-15T03:57

今天豬油星座排名 "高拐來啦,靠邊閃" 男性第一名為水瓶座

By Elma
at 2009-11-17T06:06

幹~奴隸

By Rachel
at 2009-11-21T04:47

幹恁娘跟水瓶座鳥事有夠衰洨

By Rachel
at 2009-11-24T12:14

他的廢話比五樓的雞巴毛還多

By Odelette
at 2009-11-25T02:46

意思就是廢話連篇,沒有重點

By Blanche
at 2009-11-29T11:07

中繼投手~就算爆了~後面還有扁維拉

By Ina
at 2009-12-04T04:15

完了台灣水瓶男黑掉了真衰跟他同座

By Dorothy
at 2009-12-04T23:18

吃屎

By Isla
at 2009-12-07T03:34

干水瓶座什麼事？

By Elma
at 2009-12-10T20:53

腥座文必噓

By Damian
at 2009-12-13T16:21

全台1/12的人躺著也...

By Valerie
at 2009-12-17T10:13

別拖垮水瓶座的人

By Dorothy
at 2009-12-17T16:52

馬的，水瓶座可以這樣被蹧蹋喔!!

By Heather
at 2009-12-18T07:32

什麼鳥新聞

By Puput
at 2009-12-19T04:33

於是，吳敦義變成愛說謊的水瓶座。

By Charlotte
at 2009-12-22T00:50

原來水瓶座的都跟吳敦義一樣

By Eden
at 2009-12-25T14:57

不要污辱水瓶座 TT

By Iris
at 2009-12-26T13:40

水瓶座:啃!躺著也中槍

By Eartha
at 2009-12-27T03:40

各位水瓶鄉民別怨嘆了你們出一個吳敦義就這樣那我
們星座出了一個馬英九不就該自盡了

By Connor
at 2009-12-29T21:59

退回重寫

By Hedy
at 2010-01-02T10:18

迷信？

By Yedda
at 2010-01-05T11:27

不要侮辱水瓶座好嗎?

By Ursula
at 2010-01-09T14:41

......這是什麼？？？

By Andrew
at 2010-01-14T10:43

那馬囧的巨蟹座拿出來談談，從聖鬥士開始黑到現在..還戰星座勒

By Aaliyah
at 2010-01-18T08:30

芝山檢察官(阿部寬): 我一向都是盡全力投球的!!

By Agatha
at 2010-01-20T11:41

三小鳥新聞？很水瓶座？

By Leila
at 2010-01-23T20:49

水你老母幹水母義啦 ~ 不要帶賽我們水瓶

By Eartha
at 2010-01-24T20:15

台灣政壇有沒有機會出一個ACE先發阿? 都後援型的 XD

By Charlotte
at 2010-01-25T10:11

一大早就連噓好幾篇吱吱不累嗎?

By Jacob
at 2010-01-29T23:15

天蠍座：safe!

By Liam
at 2010-01-30T03:13

>//<還好我們蠍蠍SAFE

By Donna
at 2010-02-01T13:38

啥小垃圾新聞啊我水瓶座的都覺得很靠北凎

By James
at 2010-02-04T03:50

獅子座表示：好險跟他不是同星座的

By Andy
at 2010-02-06T07:54

意思是水瓶座都很會白賊嗎

By Joe
at 2010-02-10T08:04

我以後要小心水瓶座的朋友因為吳敦義的關係

By Odelette
at 2010-02-11T18:00

白賊義

By Barb Cronin
at 2010-02-12T22:06

巨蟹顧家好男人，寫家書寄e-mail給家庭成員培養感情

By Edith
at 2010-02-17T05:56

天啊

By Liam
at 2010-02-19T17:15

水瓶座躺著也中槍

By Kumar
at 2010-02-20T01:58

鐵思馬思克?真的超爛永遠都那招

By Kristin
at 2010-02-22T12:38

您累了嗎討個噓好嗎?

By Erin
at 2010-02-24T03:15

白賊就是白賊

By Mason
at 2010-02-25T04:15

幹！我水瓶座……

By Elma
at 2010-02-25T15:05

F7:啥小垃圾新聞啊我水瓶座的都覺得很靠北凎

By Mary
at 2010-02-25T22:41

卡妙：幹

By Eden
at 2010-02-27T19:27

大家筆記(抄).. 水瓶座最會說白賊?

By Franklin
at 2010-02-28T23:21

愛白賊才對

By Freda
at 2010-03-05T03:19

愛撫妻水瓶座, 跟樓下最合

By Candice
at 2010-03-08T05:27

垃圾新聞別汙辱水瓶座

By Xanthe
at 2010-03-09T19:27

這下子娶老婆千萬不能挑水瓶座

By Yuri
at 2010-03-11T23:26

幹水瓶座躺著也中槍死白賊

By Charlotte
at 2010-03-13T21:03

周美青天蠍座XD

By Mia
at 2010-03-17T02:57

什麼東西?

By Linda
at 2010-03-18T08:13

By Skylar Davis
at 2010-03-21T20:53

卡妙:.............................曙光女神之寬恕

By Doris
at 2010-03-25T00:15

這種新聞你也寫的出來

By Xanthe
at 2010-03-26T17:52

噁心

By Victoria
at 2010-03-28T11:07

來人呀~~暑修女神之肛術!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Jake
at 2010-04-01T16:03

粥沒青頂多就心機重了點.還沒到帶雖台灣跟滿口嘴泡

By Suhail Hany
at 2010-04-05T19:15

白賊義

By Lily
at 2010-04-07T10:23

剛剛推錯補個噓

By Heather
at 2010-04-10T20:25

躺好好的都中槍...

By Sierra Rose
at 2010-04-14T05:56

瓶什麼消費水瓶座! ╯-____-)╯~═╩════╩═~

By Una
at 2010-04-15T19:33

記者活在上個世紀還在歌功頌德

By Ina
at 2010-04-18T23:40

白賊

By Edwina
at 2010-04-23T17:57

星座是用來把妹的，誰理你記者會什麼星座

By Rosalind
at 2010-04-28T08:28

2 去問高雄市民會比較好......

By Elvira
at 2010-04-30T11:28

周美青是射手座

By Kyle
at 2010-05-04T08:36

幹我爸水瓶座我媽都說他的話只能信三成~~~

By Todd Johnson
at 2010-05-07T14:23

水瓶座白白被吳帶塞

By Gilbert
at 2010-05-08T12:13

有人能把全台知名政客星座血型列張表嗎

By Donna
at 2010-05-10T10:36

受過嚴格的廢話訓練

By Catherine
at 2010-05-12T00:13

好噁心...

By Charlotte
at 2010-05-13T11:54

By Hardy
at 2010-05-15T15:13

買廣告噁心

By Tracy
at 2010-05-17T06:32

噁爛虛偽

By Joseph
at 2010-05-20T20:32

水你媽機八毛幹

By Anonymous
at 2010-05-25T18:29

靠北關水瓶座屁事神經病

By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-05-26T15:44

科科是說水瓶座都是白賊嘛?

By Olivia
at 2010-05-27T21:57

這篇把吳敦義換成馬英九也很適用 KMT文宣都一樣

By Puput
at 2010-05-30T12:22

水瓶座的男人會被他害死以為水瓶男都白賊囧

By Agnes
at 2010-06-03T11:14

反正還有阿扁上場救援啊

By Barb Cronin
at 2010-06-04T05:08

這三小標題

By Yuri
at 2010-06-06T21:00

於是，吳敦義變成愛說話的水瓶座。←校稿有誤喔有錯字^^

By Tom
at 2010-06-08T16:59

干水瓶座什麼事？北七妓記

By Elvira
at 2010-06-13T16:05

得證!水瓶座愛說謊。

By Agatha
at 2010-06-15T09:15

幹還好我不是水瓶座

By Zenobia
at 2010-06-20T02:46

水瓶座哭哭

By Todd Johnson
at 2010-06-22T12:29

水瓶座躺著也中槍還好我不是

By Donna
at 2010-06-25T04:15

還好我也不是水瓶座的 Safe!

By Edwina
at 2010-06-29T00:44

侮辱水瓶座，造神

By Irma
at 2010-06-29T07:57

好險我跟他不同星座

By Noah
at 2010-06-30T21:07

水瓶座也要捧一下

By Jack
at 2010-07-04T03:06

......................還好我也不是

By Lydia
at 2010-07-07T22:22

中國時報對這個老員工倒是非常的努力美化他...

By Steve
at 2010-07-09T03:51

...................

By Freda
at 2010-07-12T15:50

這三小標題女支者是腦袋開花喔

By Olga
at 2010-07-16T18:34

當一天鐘，撞一天和尚~XD

By Carol
at 2010-07-18T05:52

博愛座的來亂個屁...

By Rae
at 2010-07-19T23:08

不要消費水瓶座!!

By Aaliyah
at 2010-07-21T22:44

媽的吳敦義再晚個十幾天就跟我同個星座了哈哈~~

By Odelette
at 2010-07-25T17:26

請不要汙辱水瓶座 = =+

By Robert
at 2010-07-29T09:20

這個記者寫這是哪門子新聞......

By Oliver
at 2010-07-31T12:02

By Barb Cronin
at 2010-08-03T15:06

不要汙辱水瓶!!

By Edith
at 2010-08-06T06:38

和他同星座的真可憐

By Valerie
at 2010-08-11T02:18

.........................................

By Gilbert
at 2010-08-14T01:58

BOON sir!!

By Franklin
at 2010-08-16T16:24

請不要汙辱水瓶座

By Valerie
at 2010-08-20T02:50

............這是在寫傳記阿?

By Mia
at 2010-08-24T19:38

幹請不要汙辱水瓶座，哪個渾蛋記者寫的

By Elvira
at 2010-08-28T23:49

垃圾記者

By Emily
at 2010-09-01T16:34

出一張嘴

By Anonymous
at 2010-09-06T06:57

幹不要汙辱水瓶座 jerry213友情補噓~ 爛記者自high文

By Cara
at 2010-09-08T00:07

幹不要汙辱水瓶座好嗎??

By Irma
at 2010-09-11T11:12

請不要汙辱水瓶座

By Megan
at 2010-09-14T06:27

?? 這篇再說啥?

By Jacob
at 2010-09-17T16:05

愛說謊的水瓶座?阿...不好意思我看錯了= =

By Linda
at 2010-09-18T14:21

By Olive
at 2010-09-21T20:13

干水瓶座鳥事

By Kama
at 2010-09-24T15:46

餘音繞"樑"吧... 還有記者講話沒重點...

By Damian
at 2010-09-28T08:38

妓者

By Agnes
at 2010-09-29T07:09

籌妳媽的不要汙辱水瓶座

By Tom
at 2010-09-29T09:49

不要汙辱水瓶座!

By Carol
at 2010-10-03T13:24

By Madame
at 2010-10-03T19:49

水瓶座躺著也中標

By Irma
at 2010-10-04T22:23

沒新聞可以寫了嗎

By Bennie
at 2010-10-06T00:52

補血仇姓氏唸"囚"的音

By Candice
at 2010-10-10T08:50

中國時報【仇佩芬／側記】

By Joseph
at 2010-10-11T03:57

水你媽啦幹

By Ina
at 2010-10-13T21:29

碼的什麼星座專家記者啊

By Zanna
at 2010-10-16T10:27

這篇真的很北爛...

By Emma
at 2010-10-16T16:09

By Todd Johnson
at 2010-10-17T00:34

幹

By Franklin
at 2010-10-21T18:18

仇笑癡：我是你殺妻殺子的仇人你居然沒反應？

By Ophelia
at 2010-10-22T03:48

很馬桶座

By Edith
at 2010-10-25T21:41

我是水瓶，他很符合水瓶亂放炮性格...

By Yuri
at 2010-10-29T14:29

........

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2010-11-01T05:54

很水瓶座是三小，何不改很博愛座

By Adele
at 2010-11-03T00:57

還好林北不是水瓶座，不然真的很幹

By Erin
at 2010-11-03T11:30

幹這記者會不會太不要臉捧LP捧成這樣幹看到就噁心

By Ethan
at 2010-11-07T12:14

一篇廢文得罪了1/12的人XD

By Callum
at 2010-11-10T02:48

干水瓶座屁事

By Margaret
at 2010-11-12T04:10

很幹 X 娘

By William
at 2010-11-15T18:10

白癡

By Rosalind
at 2010-11-16T16:03

爛新聞

By Ethan
at 2010-11-21T09:37

幹你娘

By Sarah
at 2010-11-23T06:38

說話打嘴砲是有什麼值得讚賞的嘴砲王吳敦義

By Zenobia
at 2010-11-25T20:14

有白賊座嗎?

By Hamiltion
at 2010-11-26T04:31

幹我是水瓶的

By Steve
at 2010-12-01T03:50

幹不要污辱水瓶座

By Eartha
at 2010-12-04T20:43

原來現在流行這種新聞稿這位記者的文筆真的很記者 (?

By Irma
at 2010-12-06T06:19

大便

By Hedwig
at 2010-12-08T01:13

廢文

By Zora
at 2010-12-08T10:15

獅子你媽媽咧?

By Carolina Franco
at 2010-12-09T20:35

廢文一篇!

By Eartha
at 2010-12-12T12:55

北七

By Joseph
at 2010-12-13T22:03

水瓶座真衰

By Sandy
at 2010-12-18T03:27

水瓶座：甘我啥事凸

By Regina
at 2010-12-21T13:08

水瓶座衰爆躺著也中槍

By Annie
at 2010-12-22T15:42

挖今雖

By Gary
at 2010-12-25T03:04

這樣也算新聞

By Aaliyah
at 2010-12-26T01:33

身為水瓶座的一員不噓這位記者我良心過不去

By Erin
at 2010-12-27T18:00

這三小

By Donna
at 2010-12-28T06:56

干水瓶座屁事....幹.....

By Tom
at 2010-12-29T10:31

卡妙表示 : 乾我屁事

By Steve
at 2010-12-30T22:07

旺報出品，有口皆"碑"

By Harry
at 2011-01-01T18:20

白賊義

By Ivy
at 2011-01-05T09:28

第一次覺得自己的星座被汙辱了

By Isla
at 2011-01-08T07:49

乾我闢室

By Freda
at 2011-01-10T19:17

拍馬屁

By Olga
at 2011-01-11T20:56

瓶他老木他是白賊座的普天之下只有三個人是這個星座

By Rachel
at 2011-01-13T02:43

白賊七白賊九白賊義

By Agnes
at 2011-01-13T04:34

哭爸逆杯跟牠同星座真想死幹你娘白賊義

By Lily
at 2011-01-14T05:10

這一篇是什麼東西

By Candice
at 2011-01-14T21:36

人渣

By Damian
at 2011-01-19T04:03

廢文...

By Jacob
at 2011-01-19T07:10

不要汙辱水瓶座好嗎?

By Mary
at 2011-01-21T07:46

水瓶躺著也中槍...

By Cara
at 2011-01-25T10:37

干水瓶座屁事....幹.....

By Cara
at 2011-01-28T20:06

幹!水瓶座一定要噓你

By Ursula
at 2011-01-30T11:17

甚麼東西阿

By Elizabeth
at 2011-01-31T02:31

有投訴記者的管道或八卦嗎(．﹣．?)

By Ingrid
at 2011-01-31T13:30

周玉琴就是一個很優秀的媒體人, 水瓶座也有很多優秀的人!

By Genevieve
at 2011-01-31T20:13

水瓶座有什麼名人? ==> 文章代碼:#110NcVii

By Dora
at 2011-02-04T21:23

名人?我啊(忝不知恥)

By Sierra Rose
at 2011-02-08T10:46

樓上有可能喔, 等過個30年, 再回頭讓大家檢視看看XDDDDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2011-02-11T00:29

XDDDD

By Freda
at 2011-02-11T08:06

忝不知恥的名人? XD

By Heather
at 2011-02-11T18:54

變政治了嗎？他高雄根本沒政績，嘴砲...O"O

By Odelette
at 2011-02-12T20:55

馬英九是巨蟹座的.............T____T

By Christine
at 2011-02-13T22:46

果然是瓶蟹正夯…XDDDDD

By Sierra Rose
at 2011-02-17T22:30

垃圾義不要帶賽水瓶座

By Daniel
at 2011-02-22T20:02

我笑了耶...瓶蟹夯到政治去了~~~哈~各位笑笑就好~~~

By Dinah
at 2011-02-26T03:41

水瓶座有愛迪生、伽利略當代表人物就夠了……

By Anthony
at 2011-02-28T16:05

拜託～不要把這號人物列在水瓶座名人單啦！ = '' = +

By Barb Cronin
at 2011-03-02T21:50

靠杯= = 幹麻戴賽水瓶座阿媽的.. 祕書上來發文?

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