某一天我見大人了.... - 天蠍
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By Emma
at 2011-08-19T01:21
at 2011-08-19T01:21
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照慣例,先發個墨鏡└●-●┘(其實不太閃)
我家蠍老師,常說他走低調路線,也不主動見光(咦?)
但我們常常在路上....就遇到他的熟人...orz(見光死)
舉凡國小國中高中同學、親戚、朋友、學生...連他乾爹乾媽都出現了!!!
這位先生,永遠可以一臉表情平靜的打招呼寒暄~然後繼續牽著我的手
(OS: 這是有預謀嗎!!!我每次臉都超僵硬...而且頭髮很亂T^T)
因為耳目眾多,所以他都會特別跟我說他其實很低調...(低調在哪?)
中元普渡大廟有豬公比賽...他說熟人多不能去
但隔天又打電話問我要不要去看豬公...(這是什麼情況???)
而且不管哪種活動,他已經擬好一套官方說法
"阿~都是兔子說她沒看過足球賽,拜託我帶她來的"
"喔~就兔子說她沒有看過豬公,說可以當畫圖素材,請我帶她來看的"
(OS: 最好什麼都是我自己要求的...=皿=+)
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某天,我在一種很意外的狀態下....見到他家大人了
蠍老師興致勃勃的安排了2天的出遊行程
而且不管他正在腸胃炎,堅持出遊....還堅持陪我到很晚(11~12點)才要回家
看他忍受著括約肌的頻頻呼喚....還有呼之欲出的○○(容小的打上馬賽克)
於是...
兔: 我看你還是早點回家好了....
蠍: 不要~還這麼早 >"<
兔: 不然...我陪你回家好了
蠍: 這樣好嗎...@@
兔: 不然你這麼不舒服 (OS:我看到你的眼睛發亮了~想回家就老實點)
接著連續2天....我都陪他回家上廁所 囧rz
蠍媽: 你怎麼回來了
蠍: 肚子痛...回來上廁所
兔: 阿姨好...囧rz
蠍媽: 喔...好,你要不要吃什麼? (OS:為什麼這句話有不好的聯想 =..=)
但蠍老師回到家,可以盡情奔放,真的自在舒服很多
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話說情人節剛過....
但這不是閃光....而是笑話 orz (OS:我也很希望是閃光阿~淚奔)
情人節那天蠍老師要帶我去逛一中街
於是 我化了妝
綁辮子髮髻
戴耳環項鍊
穿了雪紡紗洋裝
套上銀色綁帶子涼鞋
這是蠍老師第一次由衷的說"你今天好漂亮"(y*〞▽〝)╭ 喔呵呵....
但約會到一半.....可能吃壞肚子(嚴重懷疑攤販中有去死團員)
我吐了....我吐了....我吐了....我吐了.... Q﹃ Q
一位漂亮(?)的淑女在路邊嘔吐了!!!!
不管你多想裝優雅、裝氣質地...嘔吐,你說看看~有可能嗎???
就這樣...我一臉青筍筍虛弱地結束我們的第一個情人節(淚)
朋友聽聞後都說"實在是太悲慘了你(拍肩)"
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