瓶男的一擊必殺 - 水瓶

Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2016-04-06T22:47

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我的星座或生日:瓶男牛女

簡單來說,起因就是瓶男他買了相機
因為相機很棒,畫質超清晰

他終於透過超大螢幕,超高解析圖片
正視到我皮膚很乾,還有點斑這件事。
(即使我本人那時就坐在他旁邊)

然後呢,他就開始看面膜了。
一看不得了,好像看什麼都很好用一樣。

短短三天,我就收到共計108片面膜(12盒)

嚇死我了,突然被108片好漢包圍啊oAo"


被瓶男愛的直球奇襲的感覺0rz
總是甜蜜帶著驚喜(嚇)XDD

也可能我腦子太直了,所以才一直被嚇吧?

*********分隔線

其實瓶男有個小願望,就是想看我被噓爆
剛剛在fb帶頭噓我沒人理他,讓他很失落
想請善良的瓶友們以噓代推,完成他的小心願。
如果你今天剛好鬱悶,在這篇開噓發洩也沒關係

(希望讓他停止對我碎唸這個小心願,
乞丐跟世界末日我幫不了他,但這個好像可以)

我們結婚後會努力製造水瓶增產報國救地球,謝謝大家>_<





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Tags: 水瓶

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Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-04-09T23:17
貼心給推
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-04-10T11:35
首噓送出哈哈,這什麼奇葩願望啊xD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2016-04-12T13:26
別推啊大大,會抵消掉一個噓的Q_Q
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2016-04-13T23:36
貼心再送一個,剛剛瓶男一直說想我,我快被萌暈了
啊啊
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2016-04-17T12:20
感謝c大補噓XDD 瓶男好可愛啊~
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-04-19T12:47
首噓啊~~~
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2016-04-21T08:14
幫噓
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-04-26T05:36
瓶版首噓送給你們XD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-04-27T07:52
送你~~
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-04-29T15:14
我也來幫忙XD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2016-05-01T14:00
推牛女
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-05-05T06:53
奇葩啊!!!
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2016-05-09T06:32
他很無聊耶 噓噓
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2016-05-14T02:43
我也來湊一腳
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2016-05-16T12:59
謝謝大家,其實我分不太清楚他是認真還無聊,像面膜我
也以為他只是說說,沒想到是真的>_<
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-05-21T12:43
0.0/
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2016-05-24T05:34
可惡可惡可惡XDDDDDD
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2016-05-24T19:52
可惡好閃
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2016-05-29T15:33
滾!!!!!!
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2016-06-02T00:42
太閃了啦!噓爆你XDDDDDD
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2016-06-05T11:49
瘋瓶不意外
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-06-09T16:03
噓噓噓噓~~
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-06-12T16:22
成全你 啊 是你們
George avatar
By George
at 2016-06-16T06:44
噓爆你
補噓 哈哈哈
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2016-06-18T21:27
怎麼噓不出來Q_Q
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-06-23T15:55
超閃的啊啊啊啊XDD
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-06-28T12:54
弱弱的噓一下
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-07-01T10:27
哈哈哈,好有趣^_^
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2016-07-02T12:08
哈哈哈
Una avatar
By Una
at 2016-07-07T09:44
我怎麼看到一片空白文章呢
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2016-07-08T00:29
羨慕到不行啊~~噓!!XDD
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2016-07-11T10:55
大家好早起床啊0A0
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2016-07-14T01:49
太閃了嗚嗚嗚
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-07-16T02:30
這篇是空白文...好閃
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2016-07-17T17:05
沒看過這麼無恥的要求,來吧~
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-07-18T07:40
這樣的要求 從來沒聽過XDDDDD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2016-07-21T05:40
偏不噓你 哼
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-07-22T21:59
請繼續幸福下去
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-07-27T18:26
首噓來了XD
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2016-07-28T21:56
謝謝大家的喜氣噓>///<
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-07-31T11:29
這種要求第一次聽過XD 祝原PO幸福
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2016-08-02T18:48
幫忙噓
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2016-08-07T07:21
這要求 一輩子沒看過
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-08-11T04:45
哼,才不幫
James avatar
By James
at 2016-08-12T17:40
幫閃 XD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-08-15T04:33
這個要求讓我心情變好了xD
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-08-15T10:47
偏不給
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2016-08-16T12:07
噓妳救他 哈哈哈
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-08-17T11:43
好幸福的感覺~希望能不間斷的維持下去!
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2016-08-20T10:05
紅喜氣
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-08-20T20:52
好過分的閃~我也是牛女推推
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-08-21T16:36
瓶版奇觀
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2016-08-21T23:39
最後一句真讓人害羞=///=
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2016-08-24T16:02
根本閃
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-08-28T02:37
哇哇,沒想到可以有4x,我要跟瓶男炫耀戰績
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2016-08-30T06:49
小孩的星座我們真的討論很久XDD
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2016-08-30T21:57
哼!人家羨慕所以噓妳!要幸福喔
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-09-03T14:10
羨慕忌妒噓
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2016-09-04T17:16
可以x5了嗎
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-09-08T17:47
唔,說反了是x4,不是4x 還沒x5耶 >"<
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2016-09-11T05:12
不過沒到xx應該也ok啦,反正他只是想看我被噓而已0rz
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-09-13T19:33
好幸福啊~~~
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-09-18T00:38
x5好難
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2016-09-18T13:49
就幫你吧
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2016-09-23T10:38
持續幫忙噓x5
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-09-27T00:17
x5
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-09-27T23:04
幫噓
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2016-09-29T14:23
好可愛
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2016-10-02T02:49
不發給我我把推回去喔XDDD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-10-03T09:07
噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓噓
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2016-10-04T12:09
推文救原po
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2016-10-08T14:08
噓噓噓噓
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-10-13T04:38
為何啊xdddd 但還是噓了 哈哈
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-10-17T09:08
太陽拳!!!!
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-10-19T15:33
謝謝樓主啦XDDDD
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-10-23T15:58
還是照噓回文 感謝原po 害我嚇到怎麼突然有紅包
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2016-10-26T18:09
第一次噓文就獻給原Po了XDDD我也是瓶男牛
女!
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-10-31T15:38
想說莫名其妙怎麼有p幣終於找到了xD
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-11-04T09:37
覺得怎麼莫名收到錢+1 XDDD
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2016-11-08T09:13
再來推一次XDDDDDD 恭喜噓成功
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-11-11T01:23
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2016-11-15T17:28
謝紅包
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-11-19T02:39
好閃好閃
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-11-19T10:40
謝謝大家的回饋噓XDD
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2016-11-21T06:52
紅包紅包
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2016-11-23T12:28
好閃好閃
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2016-11-27T07:35
喜氣噓
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2016-11-27T18:34
喜氣洋洋~~
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-11-28T01:32
羨慕噓 原PO有沒有for瓶男的牛女攻略阿?
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-11-29T09:36
奇葩的願望欸哈哈 生小孩加油喔~
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-12-01T07:53
要一直幸福哦~
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2016-12-04T02:34
好啦好啦,補妳個噓XD
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2016-12-08T23:06
我好像看過你的乞丐跟世界末日,超可愛的XDD
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-12-13T21:18
收到原po紅包,原po也太可愛了吧!噓你們越來越幸福呀!哈
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-12-15T19:47
繼續噓
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-12-16T06:37
想說溫馨瓶版怎麼會出現噓爆文XDDD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-12-17T09:18
無聊路過幫忙 XD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-12-18T06:01
沾沾喜氣噓~
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-12-19T23:50
幫ㄈㄨ..
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2016-12-24T03:59
羨慕怒噓!!!!!!!!
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2016-12-27T03:05
我也是牛女~ 再噓一次XD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-12-30T05:09
想說竟然會出現X7 原來是願望 哈哈哈
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-12-31T11:24
賞你個噓
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2017-01-04T22:33
所以水牛合嗎?
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2017-01-08T13:00
只好噓惹
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2017-01-13T11:13
幫你閃~
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2017-01-15T12:08
瓶版首噓給妳啦XDD
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2017-01-16T07:26
首噓就當湖中男神了
好睏
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2017-01-17T13:01
William avatar
By William
at 2017-01-19T13:46
居然默默x8,好感動
William avatar
By William
at 2017-01-24T13:05
幫妳
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-01-24T23:13
這要求還沒見過...成全妳了。加油
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2017-01-28T10:42
幫噓XD~
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2017-01-30T02:11
對你的愛是手放開

瓶男的朋友都忽冷忽熱嗎?

Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-04-06T21:32
大家好,我自己本身是金牛座 在大概去年七月時認識了一位瓶男 剛認識時覺得他很好聊,而且我們又住得近 因此常常一起出去吃東西,玩街機 之後某些原因我必須待在學校,不能常回家 因此平時大多都是用FB跟他聊天 敲他時說真的要很會看他的心情 如果他心情不好或是很累時就不太會回我 但是要是那天他心情很好,就會一直 ...

歡迎瓶眷分享

Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2016-04-06T17:08
大家好,我是一直默默每天看水瓶板的射手女 我家那頭就是活生生的水瓶座 我身邊所有男性友人8成也是水瓶座 ((曾經誇下海口男朋友不找水瓶座的 = = 對我來說 水瓶座其實滿好玩的 要找玩伴很適合水瓶座(真的出去玩的同伴) 我跟我家那頭也是玩著玩著就在一起 我們交往過程真的靠朋友是神的隊友XDDDD 外加 ...

04/06 瓶兒運勢綜論

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By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-04-06T10:42
http://goo.gl/ITB0fa Astrology.com You truly value the people you have in your life right now -- so you should set aside some time to get to know them ev ...

歡迎瓶眷分享

Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-04-06T09:48
前文吃下肚 : 身為瓶眷,想聽聽其他瓶眷們的經驗 老妹AB瓶 家眷A瓶 : 1、瓶子能接受朋友虧/開玩笑嗎?能接受瓶眷虧/開玩笑嗎? 小小玩笑無傷大雅 都還OK 只是身為瓶眷且是瓶女的我就被惹惱過 : 2、瓶子會拒絕瓶眷的約會後,而答應朋友們同一時段的邀約嗎? 會捏 因為有時候朋友來的重要 除非瓶子 ...

結束了

Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2016-04-06T07:20
我的星座或生日:天蠍 承蒙這個版的照顧與勸說 我的瓶男確實是劈腿了 也是鐵了心要選擇另一個女人 才人間蒸發避不見面 據他朋友說他覺得我們無法溝通 跟我在一起很幸福卻也是空虛的 瞬間我覺得自己好失敗 怎麼沒發現他其實曾向我發出求救訊號呢? 那時的我剛開始一份新工作忙於工作 無力兼顧他的心裡層面 有不愉快就表現 ...