第一次追秤女 就上手 - 天秤

By Selena
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哈哈哈 這標題有沒有下得很驚悚
好啦,因為我是9月天秤座,又被說很難追,又難搞
我覺得很多天秤座的女生都給人這種感覺
有一種明明靠很近 感覺卻離很遠的那種讓人焦躁的不愉快感
所以失眠一整晚
決定讓大家看清楚秤女到底在想什麼
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首先,要追秤女,請你先從他的好朋友開始當起
不要一開始就表現出很猴急的樣子
我們是非常猶豫不決 很難下決定的星座
所以不要一開始就積極邀約單獨看電影 單獨吃飯
當你被秤女覺得"你很可怕" "你很噁心"的時候
你可能要等下輩子才有機會了
接著,發現秤女跟你有越來越近的時候
記得再加溫 制約模式這時候可以轉到on的狀態
千萬不要來個消失兩星期 來確定你有沒有在秤女心裡
頂多消失個3天
太多天的話 搞不好秤女本來有默默喜歡你
心中的os會變成
"我是不是不夠好,為甚麼他會消失"
"怎麼辦,我是做錯了什麼,我有這麼差嗎,哎喲就說他沒喜歡我"
"他是不是有女朋友了,他是不是有喜歡的人了"
"哎喲...原來我只是自作多情"
無限迴圈下的結果,
就是會讓秤女又把重心放在課業或者工作上
等到你出現時候,
我們會因為對自己的自信心不足而默默放棄
鄉親阿!!彼此喜歡的人因為這樣錯過
這樣不是很可惜嗎
所以消失跟欲擒故縱記得拿捏好分寸
就我個人而言,我有手機恐懼症
所以我喜歡簡訊勝過講電話
我個人偏愛文字所傳達的感覺
不過也不用天天傳,
慢慢傳,慢慢讓秤女上癮
可是有個大忌是當秤女主動傳簡訊給你
千萬不要隔了一天或者半天再回
我們不容易愛上別人,卻容易冷卻
我們喜歡有腦袋的男生(應該每個星座女生都一樣)
所以看電影時候記得不要睡著
跟他出去約會時候,不要自己聒噪的講個不停
講你當兵,講你工作,講你理財股票,講你有的沒有的
會讓我們覺得"這個人是在自以為什麼"
同場加碼
吃飯小技巧
我們其實很容易猶豫不知道要點哪樣
這招大家都會
就是讓她點他想要的
你可以說:那我點你其次想吃的好了(語氣跟說法自行改變)
雖然這招有點油膩,可是很貼心
準備幾個好笑的笑話
讓秤女覺得你很幽默
讓她笑,讓她覺得很有趣
但是不要太低級那種。
如果整攤感覺還不錯
也不要太著急頻頻約下一攤
請讓我們先去回味,先去感覺,先去體會一下感覺
約莫10~15天後再約。
持續加溫,制約,很快我們就會變成翻肚的青蛙(笑)
關於穿著
請簡單得體就好 不用太誇張
比方說襯衫加個好看的褲子就好
穿的棉T不要洗到領子都變鬆了還穿出門約會
粗框眼鏡如果戴起來有帥氣 絕對有加分
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此外
秤女喜歡你 你可能感覺不到
可是秤女不喜歡你 你會非常明顯感覺到
還有,很多男生追女生喜歡講一些非常油腔滑調的話
逗的很多女生呵呵笑
但是這招對於秤女 我只能說行不通
我們喜歡被讚美 但是是針對我們真的有的那種優點
如果秤女工作能力很強
千萬不要說他是女強人,這聽起來一點都不像讚美
要追秤女看起來不簡單,
但是最可怕的是,我們很容易對於追求者打X
我們是那種寧缺勿濫的人,
如果你看起來像是飢渴很久,急著投入感情,急著把我們把上床
明明就第一次吃飯,過馬路你說"為了安全"還是摟我們的肩膀
恭喜你,你已經出局了。
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我本來是想打第一次追秤男就上手
無奈最近發現身邊的男性友人都哇哇叫說秤女很難搞
為了嚴正表示我們並不難搞 只是規矩有點多
所以才打這篇文章 希望可以幫助到大家:)
PS 其實是想說幫助大家 搞不好有人心中感謝我
我就有好桃花了 哈哈 桃花已經幾百年沒開過了=_=
謝謝大家。
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