精都爆出來了~~~ - 牡羊
By Ophelia
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各位忠實的"羊視"觀眾 大家好~~~
周末強檔 "羊叔人生" 現在要開演啦!!!!
要買雞排 加辣 拉椅子的 快點準備啊!!!
===================開 演 分 隔 線===================================
剛認識羊叔的時候
羊叔就深深被會跑來他家開趴的老鼠所困擾
連我半夜也聽過幾次 老鼠在天花板夾層拖行的聲音
我還說 "你們東區的老鼠 剛從夜店開趴回來厚 聽聲音 像是拖了東西回來
是撿了屍體回來厚!!!!"
有一陣子 羊叔都受到老鼠們半夜的騷擾
後來我們在後陽台放了黏鼠板 還真的抓到老鼠了
但還是約了今天早上 工人來把後陽台夾層的縫封死
於是早早就被挖起來了
過了中午 工人終於施工完成
辛勤的羊叔 就趴在房間擦地 打掃施工的灰塵
打掃完 羊叔流了全身的汗 就跑去沖涼
我繼續在客廳 玩耍看電視
突然聽到
"親愛的 我要換床單 進來幫忙一下"
聽到羊叔的召喚 我就像飛天的麥可一樣 衝進房間
結果 圍著浴巾的羊叔 把我推到床邊
說道 "我們來換床單吧!!!!"
於是 愛雪莉被騙了
bibibibibibibibibibibibi~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(羊叔人生是優質的連續劇 我們只能點到為止 不然會被NCC開罰)
稍微整理了一下 真的換了床單
就出門來東區朋友的咖啡店 交關一下
邊工作邊上網 (羊叔現在坐在我對面.......)
羊叔一個人提著二台電腦 二個人優閒的走到東區時
我挽著羊叔的手臂
摸著羊叔因為提重物 爆出來的筋
對羊叔說
"哇!!!!你的筋都爆出來了耶~~~~~" (讚嘆貌)
羊叔說
"什麼精都爆出來了???妳講話怎麼這麼A!!!!!!!!"
愛雪莉心裡嘟囔著: "剛爆過了 再爆一次也無妨啊!!!!"
XD
謝謝收看~~~~~
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