蠍子是傲驕魔人 - 天蠍
By Iris
at 2011-09-01T22:53
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某個平凡的晚餐後
和蠍子正在準備吃飯後水果
他從冰箱取出一盒葡萄
看到是葡萄的原po就失去了吃東西的興趣了
因為一邊上ptt一邊剝葡萄吃好麻煩阿...
蠍子：「快多吃點水果，先吃完再打電腦」
我：「吼…吃太飽了，吃不下捏！」
蠍子厲聲道：「誰不知道你是懶得剝皮，快點吃，自己剝皮！」
我：「好啦！那你先吃，我晚點再吃…」
蠍子教官上身：「你為甚麼不先吃完再打電腦？水果要放多久…」（以下省略五百字）
我只好撒嬌一下說：「親愛的，不知道為甚麼，我覺得你剝得葡萄特別好吃捏！」
蠍子立刻回我「甲賽啦！要吃自己剝，又不是熱戀期哪來這麼好的福利！」
我聽了不禁大笑，沒理他，還是懶洋洋的斜躺在沙發上上ptt
過了二十分鐘
蠍子先生突然出聲了：「快吃啦！」
看了桌子一眼
哇！盤子上全部是剝好的葡萄，叉子也準備好了……完全是喬巴嘛
原po很乖地立刻把葡萄吃光光
也很乖地撲到蠍子身上磨蹭並甜言蜜語以示感謝
雖然蠍子嘴上嫌惡地說「造啦造啦！賣gay阿啦…」但身體還挺誠實的嘛！
所以最後還是發生了沒圖沒真相的事……
蠍子你們怎麼那麼可愛阿（捏臉），常常讓我想吃掉蠍子XD
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和蠍子正在準備吃飯後水果
他從冰箱取出一盒葡萄
看到是葡萄的原po就失去了吃東西的興趣了
因為一邊上ptt一邊剝葡萄吃好麻煩阿...
蠍子：「快多吃點水果，先吃完再打電腦」
我：「吼…吃太飽了，吃不下捏！」
蠍子厲聲道：「誰不知道你是懶得剝皮，快點吃，自己剝皮！」
我：「好啦！那你先吃，我晚點再吃…」
蠍子教官上身：「你為甚麼不先吃完再打電腦？水果要放多久…」（以下省略五百字）
我只好撒嬌一下說：「親愛的，不知道為甚麼，我覺得你剝得葡萄特別好吃捏！」
蠍子立刻回我「甲賽啦！要吃自己剝，又不是熱戀期哪來這麼好的福利！」
我聽了不禁大笑，沒理他，還是懶洋洋的斜躺在沙發上上ptt
過了二十分鐘
蠍子先生突然出聲了：「快吃啦！」
看了桌子一眼
哇！盤子上全部是剝好的葡萄，叉子也準備好了……完全是喬巴嘛
原po很乖地立刻把葡萄吃光光
也很乖地撲到蠍子身上磨蹭並甜言蜜語以示感謝
雖然蠍子嘴上嫌惡地說「造啦造啦！賣gay阿啦…」但身體還挺誠實的嘛！
所以最後還是發生了沒圖沒真相的事……
蠍子你們怎麼那麼可愛阿（捏臉），常常讓我想吃掉蠍子XD
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