請教巨蟹女孩 - 巨蟹

By Elizabeth
at 2011-11-07T18:03
at 2011-11-07T18:03
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好久沒看到大家如此異口同聲的幫(ㄍㄢˋ)助(ㄍㄧㄠˇ)一個人
讓我心情很好
所謂三人成虎呀(極大誤
不不不 應該是說 眾志成城團結力量大呀!
加上我一直很崇拜的賤女人塔貝露在FB上跟我說了這段話
我不跟神經病or廢物or腦殘人說話的
請不要呼叫我謝謝
(他沒有指名道姓 請不要自己對號入座)
所以我決定
我不入地獄誰入地獄
但你千萬不要刪文
套句版主的話:
反正因為我文章而刪文的人又不差這一個XDDDDDDDDDDD
※ 引述《jayIsMe ()》之銘言:
: 本標題給對 蟹女 有疑問的版友使用 不論是愛情 友情 親情 (可按ctrl+y刪除)
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: 我的星座是:魚
千萬不要相信星座書上魚跟蟹很合的這種屁話
所謂的很合 應該是指個性
但相信我
兩個優柔寡斷的人在一起
那絕對是無窮無盡的災難!
: 與對方的關係是:前男友
個人是真的不知道前男友發這種文章幹嘛
都已經是前男友了= =
你會跟你的前老闆廢話嗎
我不會!
: [追求中 交往中 挽回中 暗戀中 ...等]
: 想請問大家的問題是:
: 請問巨蟹女孩
: 如果當你們做錯事,譬如背叛男友或做一些對不起另一半的事時
: 被一次又一次的抓包,你們的心情會如何?
心 情 會 很 糟!
(如果你是真的想要答案 那我就大發慈悲的告訴你XD)
姑且不管你這邊說的錯事是不是就是指背叛男友
又不論你所謂的背叛男友是不是就是說對不起另一半
再不論對不起另一半的定義是啥?
(我有嘗試在推文中詢問你這個 以及您對"犯賤"的定義
但我始終得不到您正面的回答)
但請你放心
心情很糟的原因絕對不會是因為欺騙了你
而是
為什麼我一而再再而三的被抓包
為何我說謊的技術都沒有進步
還是我應該換其他的理由?
如果我已經很努力的找理由還是被戳破
那 那 那
我相信我應該換的是男友
換個沒有這麼聰(ㄋㄠˇ)明(ㄘㄢˊ)
不斷地戳破我完美謊言的男友(大笑
所謂物以類聚呀!
但你放心
巨蟹唯一的好處就是不會在分手後跑去對方的星座版上發文
因為這樣等於間接承認自己當初的選擇錯誤
當發現對方實在太聰(ㄋㄠˇ)明(ㄘㄢˊ)的時候
我們是很會認賠殺出的
: 會一直狡辯?還是一直躲藏嗎?會變得黑暗面嗎?
不狡辯 不躲藏
你放心 我們原本就很黑暗XDDDDDDD
: 怎麼做才能讓你們心服口服認錯,然後不再犯?
所謂的認錯 是在我們真的覺得我們有錯的情況下
我知道你會說
背叛跟欺騙沒錯嗎?(根據你的推文推論)
沒有人說背叛跟欺騙沒錯
但我還是必須直言
錯就錯在 她選擇了一個聰(ㄋㄠˇ)明(ㄘㄢˊ)的男友
還好現在已經變成了前男友(拍胸
不然
我說真的
這樣咄咄逼人 自己為是救世主
別說你女友受不了
就算她受的了
我也懷疑你會不停的找他碴
因為我擔心不管她說了甚麼
你會說那都叫狡辯 不是嗎?
答案是甚麼對我來說根本不重要
你也不用急著跟我否認
說甚麼其實你是很好溝通balabala之類的話
因為
你 是 前 男 友
不知道你今天在這裡發甚麼神經
更還好你是別人的前男友
不然我應付我那自以為是的前男友就夠我受了(無誤
至於不再犯?
基本上
人非聖賢 孰能無過
我不是顏回
我承認我無法不貳過
還是你想跟顏回在一起(?
: 什麼時候你們才會回頭知道自己錯了?
基本上 這是兩回事
其實我們一直都知道自己錯了
但我們不會回頭
如果您以為回頭才是認錯的一種
那你永遠都不會等到這一天
您這麼不了解蟹女
難怪會分手(爆
還好分手了(再爆
: 還是一直找同類的人來安慰自己?
你搞錯重點了
同類的人不是安慰自己的
是拿來取暖用的
而且 你又怎麼知道
另一個人是同類!?
這樣說吧
(假設)她真的劈了腿
請問你怎麼知道他劈腿的那一個人也是劈腿?
除了像您這樣聰(ㄋㄠˇ)明(ㄘㄢˊ)會戳破他以外
我不認為會有男人對於劈腿去跟他在一起的女生有多大的拒絕
我想大部分的男人是這樣想的
"送上門的不吃白不吃"
"我一定是有過人之處她才會劈腿跟我在一起"
(我沒有影射原po說不定有隱疾像是__無能之類的)
不過我不是男人 我也沒有您這麼聰明
我不知道這樣的推論對不對
更進一步的
我想應該是沒有人會聰(ㄋㄠˇ)明(ㄘㄢˊ)到對另一半承認
"對!我就是劈腿跟你在一起"
以上言論僅代表本人立場
網路一直斷線
先回到這裡好了
等等備份推文XDDDDDDDDD
(狀態顯示:非常無聊中)
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